Dripping with sex appeal
If I were still in high school, I would without a doubt in my heart call bright-eyed, New York city based male model Ryan Daharsh a “total hottie” Nicknamed “Ryry” the 6′ 1″ gorgeousness was of course discovered in his hometown of Lincoln, NE. Can I just say, I swoon and I swoon to the max for this former high school football and wrestling star. That face, that body
he just screams sex on a beach…and them some!
From the perfect tan, the long curly beach blonde hair, the sexy washboard abs, the brighter than summer sun smile, and those baby cheeks. I think I’m madly love! Don’t even get me started on those smooth and perfect pecs of his. Oh and he can tightly wrap those bulkier than beach boulder arms of his on me like seaweed on a propeller. Now that I think about it, Me without Ryan is like an ocean without a beach, a calm without a storm, or a surfer even without his surfboard. It just won’t work. Oh Ryan, you should really let me wax your board. You can even hit me with your wave, I promise I wont wipe out. read more…
Hey my loves, your one and only L here. Time stamp: 7:30 am, Saturday. Yes, you heard that right. I hate waking up and working so early. It gives me dark circles, which I absolute loathe, under my eyes. Story of my life. On the plus side I get off early in the afternoon and have the rest of the day and night to do whatever or whoever. Kidding, well sorta. Anyways, to those who care I meant to share with you guys the surprisingly really fun and sweet bordering on romantic little date I had with let’s call him “Mr. Yale”. Why Yale? Because he graduated from there and I found that ridiculously sexy for some reason. He was 22 years old, tall, dark-short hair, cute nose, nice friendly eyes, with a handsome face. He was also very funny, athletic, and definitely my type. I must say it felt really good going on a date again considering I’m really just such a romantic. It’s been a little bit since the last time, not counting straight to bed hookups of course, considering I was off the “market” for a few due to my surgery.
Moving on though, so went to this little dive bar bordering the Castro and the Mission called Elixir. We both haven’t been there before and he got there before me, I was a little late as usual. I guess Elixir wasn’t what he expected so we decided to go to the restaurant/lounge which was across the street. Luckily, we managed to get a table, the place was somewhat packed, then again it was on a friday night. Afterwards we ended up read more…
Ok then… so being a huge Gaga fan and a former huge Beyonce fan, I among thousands of others were definitely on the lookout for the duo’s collaboration on Beyonce’s never single material “Video Phone”. After all the wait, the verdict is not good. This video is so weird and pointless, it doesn’t even have the redeeming qualities that Sweet Dreams at least had. Pretty much its a hot ass mess. Where to begin? The good: Beyonce looks her usual spectacular self in that intro look. Of course people are going to compare her slick blonde do with Rihanna’s current “edgy” blonde cut. However, remember guys Beyonce’s been blonde since the Destiny’s Child and This video was filmed right around after the VMA’s… way before Rihanna came out with that blonde mess. Also the militaristic outfit with the garters… Rihanna wore something very similar if not the same damn thing in “Wait Your Turn” and was photographed heavily wearing the garters as well during Fashion Week. A mess! Anyways, a toned down Gaga of course looks amazing. Unfortunately, the fun stops there. The bad: this video. First off what is up with them cheap ass plastic toy guns? What is that about? It did not work for Mariah Carey in Touch My Body and it does not work here… or anywhere at all. Ever. That is not what’s hot in the streets right now. I don’t know there’s just a lot of “bootlegedness” going on here. I liked the little dance breakdown Bey and Gaga had though, it’s not as good as the synchronized dance with Shakira but it will do. Oh and lastly, B. what’s with that 80’s pin-up/ghetto girl hybrid look in the end? That’s kinda stank. Ugly was just everywhere on this. What do you guys think? read more…
He's got a bullet with my name on it
I’m sweating, I can’t think. My heart is pounding and I’m terrified. I’m so attracted to phenomenal male model Cory Bond’s gorgeous, its scary. Look at him, the former high school football star is male perfection incarnate. I’m actually quite surprised I haven’t written about the blue eyed drop dead gorgeous model more. He’s so handsome he gives me goosebumps, those eyes of his make my hair stand up, and his banging body sends the chills running up and down my spine
Considering, the the effect Cory has on me, you’d think the man was an assassin!
The perfect brown colored hair, the slightly pursed but still masculine lips, the deep alluring eyes and that striking nose with those killer defined eyebrows. Amazing. His pulse poundingly fully loaded body I’m wanting so bad, its murder. Screw Rihanna, We can play our own version of russian roulette on my body, if I could pull his trigger, I think I’d die happy. read more…
Question, who the hell approved this? Bless their heart! I was perusing The Sword and just happened to stumble upon this cute, funny, and almost sexy perhaps? video of a one sexy Robert James Hoffman III from PunchRobert.com, doing an experiment on straight guys. The expermiment was to test other straight guys on whether they like or would protest to being softly touched by another straight guy. On a side note: Have you heard of that site? I haven’t either. Apparently, Rob was in She’s The Man, which is actually one of my favorite movies, You Got Served, etc. Anyways, he goes on with the experiment with surprisingly funny results and moments. It’s a little disappointing though that none of the guys reciprocated with the same level of touching as Robert, considering how sexy he is. Then again the cute long-haired guy at the end seemed like he was really into whatever it was Rob was whispering in his ears, he didn’t even mind the slight neck nibbling. How you doing? read more…
Hey my loves, L here. Happy Friday! Oh how I love weekends! I would have blogged a little earlier, but since I did not have class this morning, I decided to sleep in. Anyways, what do you guys think of this picture I took 2 days ago? I literally woke up, saw this effect that the venetian blinds was giving off and felt inspired to take pictures. So I washed my face, brushed my teeth then just took pictures. Random! I know, but I feel like they turned out well. In blog related news though… I’m in the middle of figuring out how I can incorporate personal video messages from me to you guys, but I’m still not sure how to integrate it properly. Maybe a video review? I don’t know, so stay tuned you might be seeing yours truly in the “video flesh” sometime soon. Also, I just wanted to share some great news about my stats, my blog hits just steadily keeps on going up, up, up! Again, thanks for following my little blog guys, I truly enjoy blogging and discussing all the stuff I do discuss on here.
On another note, I’m going on a little “date” possibly tonight with this one super and I mean super cute guy I met. Wish me luck! I’m a little nervous because I’m terrible at dates sometimes. Truth be told, I say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times. It’s like what Lindsay said in Mean Girls: Its like I have verbal diarhea! Now that the cat is out of the bag, I’m going to end this here cause I still have to a few little errands to accomplish like laundry and figure out what I’m going to wear tonight and for the weekend. Badlands? Hello lover! I hope everyone has a good weekend, or at least meet me halfway?
xxox,
L
p.s Rihanna’s entire “Rated R” album just leaked. I love it! Rude Boy is fire! Download it.
He's such a Baldwin!
Ok don’t get me wrong male model Anthony Baldwin is really hot! Let’s see we share very similar last names, he’s got an amazingly built body, nice defined abs, cute smile, an even cuter butt, impeccable chests, a handsome face, and pretty short blonde hair. What’s not to like about Anthony really? When all is said and done he is still gorgeous.
The guy is just modernly handsome!
Pretty much, Anthony is a part of a long list of men I would never kick out of bed. However, when I saw this set of photos of him something seemed off. I couldn’t put my finger on it. While I love the photo on the left of him, I think he looks ridiculously adorable with that grin, the rest seemed off. Maybe its the shade of blonde? The lighting? Did he lose muscle mass? My imagination? I don’t know maybe its just me. We’ll my loves, what do you all think? read more…
OMFG! The “Bad Romance” video is out and it is nothing short of amazing! The level of “differentness” and “High Fashion” has never been this high for a pop video and I love it! This shit right here is the reason Lady G is taking over the game. No one can do it like she does! I don’t even know where to start. Can I just say that I absolutely love this song? Second, a couple of already seen before and infamous Lady Gaga getups can be seen in the vid such as the orbital-dress she rocked during SNL, the white crown head gear she wore during the VMA’s, and the fireworks bra. It doesn’t stop there though, My favourite would definitely be the Alexander McQueen jewel encrusted outfit paired with those ridiculously high 10-inch heels, or lobster claws! That look is straight up DIVA. It’s like they were made just for her. The emaciated naked look right down to the graphic display of the spinal cord bones… freaky but as my Bitchy Bff would say “Ferosh!” Somebody please pass me the dictionary, because I have no words left to describe the genius that is Lady Gaga. To see the video read more…
“Monster” Tracklist
Lady GaGa – Dance In the DarkCassie – Lets Get Crazy Ft. Akon (Blueice Remix)Tami Chynn – To The FloorDesigner Drugs – Drop DownJordin Sparks – S.O.S. Let The Music Play (Karmatronic Radio Mix)Whitney Houston – Million Dollar Bill (Freemasons Radio Edit)Lady Gaga – Bad Romance (Starsmith Remix)Kesha – TiK ToKDavid Guetta – One Love (Ft. Estelle)David Guetta – SexyBitch (Ft. Akon)Jennifer Lopez - Fresh Out The Oven (Hex Hector Radio Edit)Tiesto – Feel It In My Bones (Ft. Tegan & Sara)
Download: Full Album / Individual Songs
I must confess… I’ve always wanted to be a DJ… sometimes. In fact, everyone who knows me well, knows of the dance-oriented mixed CD’s I make. I absolutely love Dance, Pop, Electro, House, pretty much uptempo club music and its a little “hobby” of mine to compile them in discs and hand them out to my friends and family, whether they like dance music or not. Incidentally, I used to post music I loved here as well sometime ago, but I noticed that I’ve somewhat abandoned that. Which is weird considering how much I enjoy sharing the music I listen to. So from now on, when I make my CD’s I will also be uploading a trimmed down version of them here at COABB for you guys to enjoy! Why you ask? Because I love my readers, duh! Which brings me to “Monster” the first in the more to come compilations.
Hey my loves, L here! I know I haven’t updated since like the day after Halloween, but what can I say? I was a little hungover at the time… just a little. Luckily I already had a couple of post already drafted waiting to be published. Anyways, overall Halloween 2009 was amazing! In true Halloween fashion me(in a one of a kind sexy 80’s biker look), my bitchy BFF, and some my other friends all dressed up and hit the city for a night of nonstop dancing and drinking. Oh how I just love a celebration in SF, especially in the Castro. Let see… Getting the “You look like a slut!” from a stranger and the “cute costume!” shout outs, check! Bar-hopping? check! Trigger was amazing, the 20 dollar cover charge though not so much. Luckily, they gave us all half off. Lucky! Never underestimate the power of some ass! Anyways, attempt to dance atop the bar, Check! Getting asked to stepped down from dancing atop the bar a minute later, Check! Seeing a Girl/Guy in a Lady Gaga bubble dress? Check! Squeezed like a sardine at the Badlands dance floor? Check! Groped by anonymous hands at said dance floor, check! Drinks repeatedly spilling on my bare legs by other drunk patrons, Check! Dropping it low until my booty touched the floor, hell yeah! That’s a check! Losing my voice the day after? Check! All in all it was a fun like, oh it was like Disco Heaven!
Unfortunately, now I have the sniffles all thanks to my bitchy BFF, B and his crazy ass, who was just recovering from the flu, thinking alcohol will cure all. Thanks girl! Well guys I hope you guys had a good Halloween weekend as well! I got to go and get some rest now, promise to save me a dance for the next song?
xxox,
L
Be My Bad Boy
Hey guys, well I’m sorta back, with a Boys Will Be Boys entry just in time for Halloween! Let me tell you guys that Halloween is one of my ultimate favorite holidays! Why you ask? My Bitchy BFF asked me the same damn thing btw. Well, I love it because you can play dress up and be anything you like, be it trampy, himbo-ish, scary, silly, and you’ll receive a pass for it because it’s Halloween!
Lot’s alcohol, scantily clad boys, sexy men, and touch of role play?
It a win-win situation if you ask me and I love it. Anyways, since it is Halloween week and it is all about “themes,” I decided to focus on a specific type of guy I so adore this go around. If it’s not obvious by now my love of Athletic bad boys, those rebels with or without a cause, those notorious men who break rules and break hearts always get the best of me. I obtained the best of the crop, that hasn’t been featured before, and from there I ranked my top four of the bunch. Continue reading to check out the sexy rebels below read more…
Desperate For Beau
Truth be told, I kinda gave up on T.V ever since that whole Writer’s Strike mess a couple of years ago. I quit most of the shows I used watch completely. The only thing I actually care to even follow these days is Gossip Girl and Project Runway. I also used to watch Desperate Housewives religiously, however I quit the show considering how truly awful and boring season 5 was. I quit that shit 5 episodes in actually, what a train wreck. That shit was just wack. Oddly enough, I did tune in to the season six premiere and I’m liking it so far. I actually like the stories and that season 4 sparkle, which in my honest opinion was the best after S1, seems to have returned. However, it’s not the housewives I keep coming back for week after week. It’s the addition of young hottie Beau Mirchnoff.
The name Beau alone makes me swoon!
Can you believe those darling eyes of his? The messy hair and the strong eyebrows, take note Joe Jonas, looks so good on him as well. I remember seeing him for the first time in Scary Movie 4 thinking “Who is this little cuteness?” read more…
Britney is back, we all know this, but she’s not really “Britney” anymore. Jive and their team, possibly including Britney, have gotten so lazy with promotion! Most likely cause the fans eat her shit up without it anyways. Geez Britney! I know you love your fans and all, so why not show it and at least do more appearances and interviews for us fans and be the normal megastar you claim you want to be. No wonder Gaga is rising in the pop pantheon quick, Britney is so far detached and alienated from her audience and fans its ridiculous. These fake ass Twitter updates are not going to cut it anymore. Brit, I love you girl, but how long is this shit going to last? It will hurt her in the long run…
My Garden Needs Tending...
I hate to admit it, but Politics is not my strong suit. I’m terribly uninformed about the real inner workings of the government and its policies. Yes, I know I feel awful about it! However, I’m currently taking an American Politics class so hopefully after this semester I won’t be such a “Jessica Simpson” on the topic. Anyways I’m bringing this up because I stumbled upon The Hill’s, which is a site regarding all the things going on in Capitol Hill, list of the Most Beautiful working on the Hill. The article is from from last year I think, But I don’t care. We here at COABB do not pass up on a good looking guy. I chose 5 from The Hill’s toplist and the one the right is one of my favorites.He is the super gorgeous 27 year old Aaron Gardner!
Why is he working for Congress?
Has he not heard of Jacobs? Armani? Vuitton? He should get off “The Hill” and onto the runways ASAP! Unfortunately, the list wasn’t gender specific so it did include women cutting down the male prospects to half. Bummer! Anyways, continue reading to check out the rest of the handsome guys and in the spirit of democracy vote for your choice “Hottie on ‘the Hill’” read more…
What a difference a couple of inches make... of hair I mean
Well, well I never thought I’d live to see the damn day I’d post about The Jonas Brothers. Personally, I feel no adoration for those three at all… whatsoever. They’re just so random, and frankly I don’t see the appeal. Especially with Joe Jonas and his long flowy/curly/whichever hair. Ugh. Well anyways apparently he recently cut his hair, don’t ask me when cause I seriously don’t know or don’t care, and he actually looks good!
I kinda finally see what all the teen “fuss” is about.
He is looking hot! However, that doesn’t mean I will be watching their movies or buying their CD’s or nothing. Also I won’t be saying anything too naughty considering I don’t really know what age Joe is, nor do I care enough to wiki that ish. He must have tweezed some of that caterpillar eyebrows of his as well cause it’s looking all “slimmer” and “tended” to me. All in all short hair is a good look on you JJ. Keep it up. read more…
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