Hey my loves, L here! I know I haven’t updated since like the day after Halloween, but what can I say? I was a little hungover at the time… just a little. Luckily I already had a couple of post already drafted waiting to be published. Anyways, overall Halloween 2009 was amazing! In true Halloween fashion me(in a one of a kind sexy 80’s biker look), my bitchy BFF, and some my other friends all dressed up and hit the city for a night of nonstop dancing and drinking. Oh how I just love a celebration in SF, especially in the Castro. Let see… Getting the “You look like a slut!” from a stranger and the “cute costume!” shout outs, check! Bar-hopping? check! Trigger was amazing, the 20 dollar cover charge though not so much. Luckily, they gave us all half off. Lucky! Never underestimate the power of some ass! Anyways, attempt to dance atop the bar, Check! Getting asked to stepped down from dancing atop the bar a minute later, Check! Seeing a Girl/Guy in a Lady Gaga bubble dress? Check! Squeezed like a sardine at the Badlands dance floor? Check! Groped by anonymous hands at said dance floor, check! Drinks repeatedly spilling on my bare legs by other drunk patrons, Check! Dropping it low until my booty touched the floor, hell yeah! That’s a check! Losing my voice the day after? Check! All in all it was a fun like, oh it was like Disco Heaven!
Unfortunately, now I have the sniffles all thanks to my bitchy BFF, B and his crazy ass, who was just recovering from the flu, thinking alcohol will cure all. Thanks girl! Well guys I hope you guys had a good Halloween weekend as well! I got to go and get some rest now, promise to save me a dance for the next song?
xxox,
L
Be My Bad Boy
Hey guys, well I’m sorta back, with a Boys Will Be Boys entry just in time for Halloween! Let me tell you guys that Halloween is one of my ultimate favorite holidays! Why you ask? My Bitchy BFF asked me the same damn thing btw. Well, I love it because you can play dress up and be anything you like, be it trampy, himbo-ish, scary, silly, and you’ll receive a pass for it because it’s Halloween!
Lot’s alcohol, scantily clad boys, sexy men, and touch of role play?
It a win-win situation if you ask me and I love it. Anyways, since it is Halloween week and it is all about “themes,” I decided to focus on a specific type of guy I so adore this go around. If it’s not obvious by now my love of Athletic bad boys, those rebels with or without a cause, those notorious men who break rules and break hearts always get the best of me. I obtained the best of the crop, that hasn’t been featured before, and from there I ranked my top four of the bunch. Continue reading to check out the sexy rebels below read more…
Desperate For Beau
Truth be told, I kinda gave up on T.V ever since that whole Writer’s Strike mess a couple of years ago. I quit most of the shows I used watch completely. The only thing I actually care to even follow these days is Gossip Girl and Project Runway. I also used to watch Desperate Housewives religiously, however I quit the show considering how truly awful and boring season 5 was. I quit that shit 5 episodes in actually, what a train wreck. That shit was just wack. Oddly enough, I did tune in to the season six premiere and I’m liking it so far. I actually like the stories and that season 4 sparkle, which in my honest opinion was the best after S1, seems to have returned. However, it’s not the housewives I keep coming back for week after week. It’s the addition of young hottie Beau Mirchnoff.
The name Beau alone makes me swoon!
Can you believe those darling eyes of his? The messy hair and the strong eyebrows, take note Joe Jonas, looks so good on him as well. I remember seeing him for the first time in Scary Movie 4 thinking “Who is this little cuteness?” read more…
Britney is back, we all know this, but she’s not really “Britney” anymore. Jive and their team, possibly including Britney, have gotten so lazy with promotion! Most likely cause the fans eat her shit up without it anyways. Geez Britney! I know you love your fans and all, so why not show it and at least do more appearances and interviews for us fans and be the normal megastar you claim you want to be. No wonder Gaga is rising in the pop pantheon quick, Britney is so far detached and alienated from her audience and fans its ridiculous. These fake ass Twitter updates are not going to cut it anymore. Brit, I love you girl, but how long is this shit going to last? It will hurt her in the long run…
My Garden Needs Tending...
I hate to admit it, but Politics is not my strong suit. I’m terribly uninformed about the real inner workings of the government and its policies. Yes, I know I feel awful about it! However, I’m currently taking an American Politics class so hopefully after this semester I won’t be such a “Jessica Simpson” on the topic. Anyways I’m bringing this up because I stumbled upon The Hill’s, which is a site regarding all the things going on in Capitol Hill, list of the Most Beautiful working on the Hill. The article is from from last year I think, But I don’t care. We here at COABB do not pass up on a good looking guy. I chose 5 from The Hill’s toplist and the one the right is one of my favorites.He is the super gorgeous 27 year old Aaron Gardner!
Why is he working for Congress?
Has he not heard of Jacobs? Armani? Vuitton? He should get off “The Hill” and onto the runways ASAP! Unfortunately, the list wasn’t gender specific so it did include women cutting down the male prospects to half. Bummer! Anyways, continue reading to check out the rest of the handsome guys and in the spirit of democracy vote for your choice “Hottie on ‘the Hill’” read more…
What a difference a couple of inches make... of hair I mean
Well, well I never thought I’d live to see the damn day I’d post about The Jonas Brothers. Personally, I feel no adoration for those three at all… whatsoever. They’re just so random, and frankly I don’t see the appeal. Especially with Joe Jonas and his long flowy/curly/whichever hair. Ugh. Well anyways apparently he recently cut his hair, don’t ask me when cause I seriously don’t know or don’t care, and he actually looks good!
I kinda finally see what all the teen “fuss” is about.
He is looking hot! However, that doesn’t mean I will be watching their movies or buying their CD’s or nothing. Also I won’t be saying anything too naughty considering I don’t really know what age Joe is, nor do I care enough to wiki that ish. He must have tweezed some of that caterpillar eyebrows of his as well cause it’s looking all “slimmer” and “tended” to me. All in all short hair is a good look on you JJ. Keep it up. read more…
You can make me whole again
When I first laid my eyes on the gorgeous New York based male model that is Hugh Feist my heart stopped. Since then the butterflies in my stomach wont stop. This twenty three year old, blonde, and blue eyed, Major Model and all together hunk of a man is without a doubt a total hearthrob! I can’t believe how sugar-sweet-sexy his face is. That chin?I want to bite it. I swoon! I’m actually getting high from it all. He needs to lend me some of his sugar like I’m his neighbor. Now on to those amazing eyes of his. It should be no mystery but that is some panty and underwear-dropping eyes right there if I ever saw one. Standing at about Six feet and one inch
Hugh’s so sexy it hurts!
Actually I’m left wondering how I’ve managed to live 21 years of my life without Hugh. It feels as if he is the long lost piece of the puzzle that is my life. I know what I need now, its no enigma! Us two need to be one. That’s when I’ll be whole again. Until then, I’ll be walking down the street, dragging my feet, staring at the sky aimlessly wondering when I’ll be complete. read more…
Contents are extremely hot!
Since I was already over at PCNO catching up on some celebrity gossip I decided to poach these photos of the rough and rugged, Batman himself, Christian Bale as well. I couldn’t help myself. Christian is such a fox and he reminds me a lot of my high school crush. Yes I know “High School Crush” how juvenile. Give me a break, I was in High School we all had one. Anyways, here he is getting some coffee and I’ve got to ask
Oh Christian why are you so darn sexy?
I can still remember the first time I saw Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. I was over at someone’s house and I accidentally stumbled upon a scene from American Psycho where Christian here was taking a shower, tanning himself, working out and giving himself a facial, all the while buck ass naked and then in his underwear. read more…
They really better work!
In an effort to try and return COABB again to its previous “form” where I also talked about other things other than my love of hot men. I’ve decided to tackle a very important issue. The issue I’m referring to is the heinous fashion crime committed by Paris Hilton’s axed “BFF” Onch and her associates. Who are also apparently former “BFF” contestants. Granted Onch is what my Bitchy BFF would probably call “ferosh.” This outfit though?
Oh honey no!
I mean really now girl, oversized plastic Hello Kitty ribbon with Wicked Witch of the east type of leggings? What is the meaning of this Hello Kitty look? I mean really now why is she dressed like this? I’m am not ok with that. Furthermore, all three of them couldn’t look any more disjointed from one another even if they tried. One is rocking a “I’m going to the mall, after work” look, and the other is wearing a read more…
Nothing Compares To You
Just when I thought I’ve seen it all, in comes male model Brandon W. Not only does he have my all-time favorite name in a guy, the blonde, bright-blue-eyed, 6 foot and 2 inches tall, gorgeousness is amazingly buff and breathe-takingly handsome. I think I’m in love. I mean really now, those strong arms? That six pack? That waistline? That face?
Everything about Brandon is beyond compare!
Surely he must have a flaw? There’s this saying I forgot where exactly, I think in Greek Mythology, that when something is created perfect we must create a flaw. The reason for that was so they do not anger the Gods. To them only gods can be or have anything perfect. If this was true Brandon would be causing quite a storm up there.
His proportions are ridiculously epic. Seriously, his jawline and bone structure is unbelievable studly. The sensual lips, the peircing stare and that bulging chest? Oh Brandon won’t you be my own personal Hercules? read more…
Hey guys, L here early morning blogging and stuck at work with nothing to do. Anyways, sorry for not updating as much as I usually do this week. I’ve just been feeling so weird the past few days. To be honest, I feel lost and out of focus. I feel like so many loose ends have been tied up in my life and while that’s a good thing… I feel like I’m confused on where to go next. I literally find myself doing things that I normally wouldn’t do. Ugh. I’m just not myself. I promise to return with an uber hot smoking guy to go gaga for and a bunch of other good shit very soon though. Oh and Yes! Britney’s Number 1!
xxox,
L
Roof-top Hottie
Handsome male model Frederick Sachs is above and beyond my type of guy. From the hair, the bod, the frame, everything right down to that adonis belt of his, I’m enamored. Those really sexy sleepy bedroom eyes of his can talk me into absolutely anything if he wanted to. Truth be told,
I could look into those eyes far longer than forever
With a body more banging than a weekend at 1 Oak in Chelsea, abs harder than the concrete pavement in the streets of New York, lips softer than a Louis Vuitton cashmere sweater sold in Barney’s, and a bone structure more sculpted than anything ever shown at the Met, I can’t help but swoon and sigh.
It’s true and I know it’s so cliche, but certain boys and men, like Frederick here, have this sort of spell on me. Like when I’m shopping I get this overwhelming feeling inside my heart. But in this case it’s not the labels, it’s Frederick. read more…
Download 3 Today!
If you’ve been following my blog, and thank you for doing so, you should be grossly familiar with my obsession, love, fanaticism with the one and only, living legend and iconic mama Britney Spears by now.
Yes, I love that girl to death crazy or sane!
And I don’t apologize for that. In case you don’t know by now, Britney just released her first single for her Singles collection LP. As big a fan as I am of her, I do have to support her in every way I can. Which brings me to my point, today and tommorow is marked as the “Download Day” for “3″ so please go and buy “3″ on Itunes, Amazon, wherever it’s sold and support my girl! I mean think about it who would you rather have a number 1 single? “3″ or “Party In The U.S.A” by Miley? or this Jay Sean person? Ugh. Anywyas, I’ve already bought mines and now it’s your turn, Help me, other Britney fans, and of course Britney be number 1 again on Billboard! I’ve also included a hot as fire remix of “3″ that will have you wildin out in the club, if you don’t already.
xxox,
L
Oh man, remember those days when everybody, and I mean everybody and their mama, was all over Laguna Beach and their “drama”? Man those were the days… sorta. Anyways, I’m bringing this up because while I was in the middle of typing up a 6 page essay for Political Science, ok I’m lying, more like procrastinating and contemplating on starting is more like it. Well, I got bored and ended up on one of my favorite blogs Towleroad and came upon this cute, funny, and just teeny bit vulgar little short featuring, Laguna Beach alum, Tallan Torriero. If you need a memory jog, he was the cute young one who was always at the beach who kinda had a little thing with that girl now starring on The Hills, post LC, who I refuse to name. Remember him? If you don’t then… Oh well hoe. Well it’s pretty much a video about 2 straight guys bonding over sliced sandwich then discusses what they would do if they were gay. You might want to turn down the volume or put on your headphones because the discussion turns pretty damn filthy near the end. read more…
His real good side
Listen, I’m probably one of uber-handsome male model Seth Travis‘ biggest fans. I’m like the groupie to his rock-star, and he’s the music to my radio, as well as the superstar to my paparazzi. Clad in super hot white shorts and towel on hand and nothing else, this picture of him is utterly priceless! Cupid’s got me and I’m smitten by those piercingly ice-cold eyes, fair complexion, and gorgeous face with a body thats fat free and 100 percent pure beef. He’s also got
a bright smile that could light up the whole Eiffel tower
Oh and did I forget to say that the handsomely short brown hair on him is bomb! Know this, from the garage to rooftops, I’ll follow and chase him down until he loves me. Don’t even try to evade me cause I won’t ever stop until you’re all mine. read more…
Queen of being so “different” Lady Gaga was on Saturday Night Live last night! However, I went out and forgot to watch it! What was I thinking?? In case you missed it as well, my girl killed it while performing one of my current favorites from her “Paparazzi”. First off, love the trashy red outfit, and the curly long blonde locks, with the leather hooker boots! Lady Gaga seriously always manages to turn it out with her ass out! How could you not love her? She’s literally like Madonna, Britney, Christina, and Beyonce all rolled into one! I love that she always maintains her innate and impeccable fashion sense. Considering the song is “old,” I’m glad she sang a hot dance remix of the song as well. Truth be told, she’s probably the only artist out right now that uses dance remixes of her songs for some of her performances and I love that! She also performed a medley of Love Game, Bad Romance, which I can’t wait to hear the full version of, and of course the piano version of Poker face. Rocking a spiral interplanetery, out of this world contraption also called a skirt for Lady gaga. She was rocking that thang like!
Speaking of Madonna, she also made a guest appearance on a sketch with Lady Gaga! Can we say: Amazing! What does this mean for my girl, living legend and iconic mama Britney Spears, Madonna’s former(?) sucessor? Anyways, to check out the second performance and the skit with Madonna, which I found ridiculously cute, continue reading. read more…
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