Take a peak at new photos of my girl, the one and only, living legend, hot as ice, iconic mama, and ringleader, Britney Spears looking pretty ferosh, rocking the hell out of those $9.99 jeans, in the fall Candie’s ads. While my disdain for this “campaign” and the cheap-ness of it all remains unchanged, what is really up with that paisley shirt? I must admit B is looking super hot! “Muy Caliente” as Eva Longoria would say. I say this is the heat, not the kind that brings down shacks and shanties, but the kind of heat that brings down pants and panties. Oh B, what would I do without you?