Be A Sneak

4 Sneaky ways to put the moves on a Guy!

1. Ask him to settle an argument. This one requires some help from a combative girlfriend/boyfriend. Maneuver yourself close to your target and then start pushing your [friend’s] buttons with provocative assertions like “Dave Coulier was cuter than John Stamos.” When things start getting heated, ask your crush to play tiebreaker. Soon enough you’ll be the Rebecca to his Uncle Jesse.

2. Ask him where he got his shirt. He’ll probably say, “I dunno, it’s just a shirt,” but that’s only because he doesn’t want to seem like a wussy fashion heva—odds are he knows who designed his shirt and is tickled that you asked. If you’re feeling especially bold, reach around his neck and look at the tag.

3. Tell him he looks like a high school classmate. Maybe this is immoral, but I’d also advise making up some crazy story about the dude just to get the ball rolling. As long as you’re not trying to make yourself look good, I think tall tales are a perfectly acceptable courting tool. And if you end up together it will be a cute story for the kids.

4. Ask him if he knows what song is playing. Be judicious with this one—if you ask him during the national anthem he might suspect you’re up to something.


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