Intel | Alleged Wife Strangler Is… Kinda Hot

Wife StranglerWhat a shame. This man right here is Bradley Gellert, a 32-year-old financial consultant, who was booked by the police for allegedly choking his wife during an argument. [TR]

From The Smoking Gun:

A Florida man wearing an “I [heart] My Marriage” t-shirt was arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during an argument in their Tampa-area home. Bradley Gellert, a 32-year-old financial consultant, was busted by Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office deputies and booked into jail on a felony domestic battery by strangulation charge…. The “I [heart] My Marriage” shirt was a promotional item tied to the 2008 movie “Fireproof,” a Christian-themed film starring Kirk Cameron. The movie, a hit in evangelical circles, centers on a fireman’s religious awakening and his simultaneous effort to save a failing marriage.

“Domestic battery by strangulation charge” aside I think He’s cute. Is that wrong to say? Besides, the code word here is “alleged” choking. Anyways, I don’t condone physical violence whatsoever but that heffa could have just been making all this shit up. How could this angel face do that? Confess.

I’d risk it,
L

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